020: Ch-ch-ch-changes
Big juicy summer 2026 updates from Elena
I often say that if you don’t invite or incite change, it’s going to be imposed on you. And then you stand to lose a lot of the choices, leverage, and freedom you would have had if you accepted the situation and pivoted.
Throughout spring, I had several big changes thrust upon me. And despite my usage of a word often found in romance/smut novels and amateur erotica, most of the thrusting wasn’t sexy. Boo.
A heavy heart still has to beat, however, and what’s keeping me moving forward instead of crumpling into an exhausted ball is the excitement for new energy. Change begets change, and I’m wide open to the future opportunities being created by the moves I make now.
I’m an extremist, and I find that when one thing changes, it’s my nature to add to that and make a big swing even bigger. So here we go.
June availability.
You want to be reaching out to me YESTERDAY for June dates. Between working, special projects, and the normal breakneck pace of summer and all its activities, much of my time is spoken for. It’s gonna be a ride this month, my loves. If I can have you, I will, but click that Book button right meow.
Incall availability.
The way I had to try so hard not to spill the beans on this, just in case the opportunity fell through…!
I’m a fantastic hostess, and not enough of you know it. But now you can! I’ll be hosting from the West side of Chicago. Exact incall availability date TBD, but I’m aiming for late July.
My varied talents can finally be fully expressed. I’ll have all my toys at our disposal, and should we want to play “Yes Chef,” now we can in a full kitchen. Full massage therapy equipment will also be set up, meaning I’ll be offering FBSM, which has been at the top of my list of to-dos for a long time.
A one-stop Feel Good shop for my lovers is on its way.
Rate change.
In step with my soon-to-be-updated offerings, I will be refining my rates for current offerings, including changing my incall/outcall fee setup since I’m offering an incall location to you.
Dates booked in June for June through the end of July will be honored at my current rates.
Summer travel.
After being away for nearly three months (whoops!) earlier in the year and being distracted by work and personal projects, I haven’t had much time to plan my summer vacation other than collecting beach reads for when I’m inevitably lounging somewhere.
Because we fight so hard for summer here in Chicago, I try to stick around the Midwest for most of the season to enjoy our hard-earned heat. I expect to be taking long weekends out of town, camping, going to festivals, and being the slinky water baby that I am.
You, a Midwesterner: “Ope, but whaddabout tours in da Midwest, Elena, will you be doin summa dose dis summer?”1
Me: “No yeah, you betcha.”
Tour schedule for late summer and fall on the way. Out of office travel schedule for after the Fourth of July is also forthcoming. (Fourth-coming? Ha.)
Both of these will be deeply swayed by inquiries I receive over the next two weeks, so wait to set your clock to Island Time until you send me a message.
For your own personal knowledge, here is a short list off the dome of things I don’t have / haven’t done and have been meaning to try:
Crying Tiger in Chicago
Louboutins
Making a terrarium or aquascape
Boating on Lake Michigan, setting sail from Chicago or any lakeside city
Pickleball
Tell me yours so I can steal them and add them to my own list.
So excited to spend summer closer to you than ever. It’s gonna be a hot one baby.
Ciao and meow from your Leonessa,
Unfortunately for me, most of you don’t speak this way so this is just a little linguistic fantasy for my own pleasure and not reflective of Midwesterners as a whole.